Thursday, October 28, 2010

An Anthem for Purported Conspirators

All right, all you scallywags and scallywomen, fellow graduates of Jesuit Universities and perpetrators of the dire schemes of the Romish beast upon a frequently-all-too-suspicious populace--grab your beverages of choice, open your mouths, and sing!
Ah, the joys of membership in the organization which apparently holds Pennsylvania--Pennsylvania, of all states!--in a merciless grip of iron mercilessness. All, of course, under that terrible tyrant (and remarkably congenial man, according to sources), Cardinal Justin Rigali.

Anyway--your moment of daily hilarity.

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